Every Thug Needs a Caity

even without the filter i’m this white. wtfomglol.

it’s too goddamn hot for make up.

pulling out the porn star eyeshadow for my interview with spencer’s. i really need a job.

hey i’m gonna listen to slayer and drink whiskey now. bye.

Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar.

I think I’ve finally officially lost my mind.

Mike doesn’t like these sunglasses. He is stupid.

oh hey. all my plans fell through &i left jersey early. &i’m home alone on a saturday night with a full face of make up. HOPEFULLY NETFLIX WILL APPRECIATE IT.

This is what i look like when i listen to the cramps and drive around central jersey in the pouring rain.